
Gardening is a wonderfully easy way to express our creativity. In an informal vegetable and flower garden, there is no limit to what you can decide to put in and what you leave out. It is your garden and you do it anyway you want to. Of course, there are guidelines about companion planting regarding which plants will be happiest planted with other companion plants and guidelines about when to plant which plants to give them the best chance of survival. But those are just guidelines. There is no garden police that comes by and gives you a ticket for mis-planting your garden.
I love my garden. Every year I am digging in the dirt as early in the season as the weather will permit. This year I am especially excited because we have new dirt. We brought in new dirty stuff to enrich the soil so the excitement of what this year’s garden holds is extra fresh.
Two weeks ago we planted the snow peas and spinach. Though none of them have sprouted, I just know they are in the ground mysteriously unlocking their potential for self-expression.
The next addition to the garden has been the Brassica family plants. This is where the story gets interesting.
There is nothing that tastes better than cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, and Brussels sprouts fresh from the garden. We planted dozens of small transplants last Sunday morning, carefully placing small wooden skewers around each plant so the cutworms couldn’t cut them off at the ground. The following morning, I strolled to the garden and was sad and surprised to find most of the young plants stripped of their leaves or snipped in half. After looking at the damage and destruction, it didn’t take long to realize crows were the culprits.
Okay, then, GAME ON CROWS.
Monday afternoon we replaced each plant and surrounded them with last year’s tomato cages, being careful to replace each of the wooden skewers. This should help make the little plants harder to get to. Then to be extra protective, we resurrected the Scare Owl we had used a few years ago. A Scare Owl is a hard plastic owl-like form with bright orange-yellow eyes. When placed on a pole, the head becomes an owl bobble head designed to scare unwanted creatures away from the garden.
Tuesday morning I returned to the garden with my morning cup of Irish Breakfast Tea ready to enjoy success in our efforts only to find the plants had been ransacked again despite our sincere efforts.
CROWS TWO HUMANS ZERO

With new determination, I engaged my right brain and my left brain and came up with the idea of long strands of ribbons (water-proof of course) tied, no, not just tied, tied and duct taped to 8 foot posts stuck at various places throughout the garden. (I didn’t use any red ribbons because the crows attacked the red ribbons on the Christmas Wreaths I hung on the house this year.) These ribbons will rustle in the always-present breeze and scare away crows by day and bunnies by night. Maybe a new cottage industry is being born with this peaceful way to scare off unwanted creatures.
As I installed the weapons of protection, I had to laugh at myself. The ribbons wafting in the breeze were really quite lovely and the sound of the ribbons dancing on the breeze was somehow soothing.

Now, back to the challenge by the crows.
With hope and confidence that this just might work, I replanted the Brassica family for a third time on Wednesday afternoon.
First thing Thursday morning, hearing the sound of the cawing coming from the east, I hurried out to the garden to find about half of the third set of transplants stripped of their leaves or whacked in half. I guess we can call that a TIE since we didn’t lose everything this time.
CROWS THREE HUMANS ONE
It is hard to admit being out-witted by crows but I have heard they are quite intelligent birds. I understand they even have the capacity to learn to speak. Okay, that does sound a little weak, I know.
Replanting for a forth time seems probably not worth the time and effort, not to mention just how much these tasty vegetable morsels are beginning to cost. Because we left Saturday morning for several days on our Mayan Mystery Cruise, I am not going to be around each morning and evening to go to the garden to yell, “Get OUT of HERE CROWS.” I am a bit stumped and have had to begin to focus my creative efforts on what to pack for the cruise besides 6 hats and my camera gear.
Driving to the Airport yesterday morning, I remembered the Scarecrows we had used as fall decorations at the office. I called and left a message on the office answering machine asking the office staff to please take as many of those scarecrows as they could find and stick them around in the garden.
The game is not over yet, CROWS. I will keep you posted.
I really do hope these ribbon-dangles work as crow deterrents but if not, I think I will leave them up for the enjoyment and whimsy they are adding to the garden. Don’t tell the crows. Maybe a new cottage industry is being born after all, one of making garden whimsies.
Oh my goodness. As I am writing this in Miami, Florida waiting to board our Mayan Mystery Cruise ship, I just heard a crow cawing. I have to admit that the cawing sounded a little like laughter.